mat bailie

A sarcastic little bellend who loves himself lots. Big heart but can be confused easily. Who generally loves both genders but likes to bum goats

He looks at me like mat bailie goats

by SycoSammiCrazyClare November 2, 2017

Mat-Trex

A wierd disabled kid Who tinks hes a dinosaur

He is a gaylord , Mat-Trex

by Jemoederopeendriewieler June 6, 2017

Mat-TOCK

A mat-tock is referring to and asshole who over quotes starwars and dead memes from a year ago, although he can be a nice guy, he’s still generally a wanker and will ruin your day, he also matches the iq of a coffee mug

Person- he’s such a mat-tock he’s gonna ruin this new meme again

by Not a mat-tock August 10, 2019

Splash Matting

When you put down a layer of toilet paper before taking a shit.

X: do you put down a layer of toilet roll before you take a dump so that water doesn’t splash?
Y: what, splash matting, yeah!

by HungBoi May 18, 2021

Mats M1lde

Mats Milde is a very gay boy who loves to be a "simp" to girs even tho he likes boys.

Person 1: There is that kinda Mats M1lde!
Person 2: The very gay boy simp?
Person 1: Yes man

by Terminator69420 September 4, 2020

Mat lip

The tar or residue left on your lip after having a bong

Here’s a wipe Lisa you have mat lip

Should I bring some tissues just in case we get mat lip

Oi you have mat lip.

by V Taranaki April 1, 2022

Welcome mat

Someone that a cocky person thinks is there to back down and get walked on because their head and heart hardened while their ass is still soft.

The cocky guy/girl thought that he/she was tougher than the guy he/she thought was a welcome mat, and thought that the welcome mat would be outmachoed or outtoughed at everything in life.

by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021