Swag

To be mentally handicapped from the pop culture of hipsters and white kid wanna-be-gangsters.

Kid 1: Dude do you know how much swag this snapbback is worth?
Kid 2: Dood my OBEY shirt is so much more SWAG.
Both: SWAGSWAGSWAGSWAGSWAGSWAG

Me: Faggots.

by Swagisnotmeantobe December 31, 2012

Swag

When somthing is SHIT, CRAP, RUBBISH

Tom man your phone is fucking swag..

by Tom Mark Michael Simons February 27, 2008

Swag

Something We Asians Got. That is was Swag means

Swag of Asian people :

by SomeAznKiddo June 8, 2011

Swag

The random articles of free crap, usually received at some kind of convention, frequented by creatures commonly referred to, as Nerdaphrodites.

"Dude, check out this swag from the Halo Wars booth!"

by Ricky Smiley February 11, 2009

#Swag

to be “cool” . normally used by loser w no fwiens

im so #swag

by ass licker 💘 August 4, 2019

swag

a term meaning 'stupid wild ass guess'

person 1: how do you know that?
parson 2: just my swag.

by john786456 February 10, 2012

swag

short, blunt variant of metrosexual; a straight urban male who pays close attention to his appearance and is savvy to the latest trends, gossip, etc.; a man who acts like a stereotypical queer man in every place but the barroom and the bedroom

Cindy glanced at Eric, who was out for a smoke, and then remarked to Amy, "God, why are all the hot guys gay around here?"
Amy recoiled. "What are you talking about?"
"Look at Eric. You can tell he works out and he dresses way better than I could even if I could afford it. He always jokes-"
"Cindy," Amy interrupted, "I hope you're kidding. Eric is so not gay."
"Oh, don't give me that. He's so-"
Amy interrupted again. "Umm, his nickname is 'Eric Fletcher, the Vagina Stretcher.' He's a swag. I can't believe you didn't know."
Cindy glanced back at Eric again and licked her lips.

by Asa B. Goodsoul May 4, 2007