The highest rated offensive lineman in Idaho. An American Football player who started his days of tackle football in 2012 as an 8 year old playing up with middle schoolers.
Alex Coronado is a complete beast
Did you see Alex Coronado just throw that guy to the ground?
by jack wisconsin December 18, 2019
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Alex has an extensive history of being known to pillage poor-people homes, kicking orphans, and eating bricks from houses. He wields an enormous hammer that weighs more than him, yet he still tries to carry it and succeeds. He can usually be found around in pixie forests like a grazing alpaca. There is a ransom on his head but he’s to majestic and evasive to catch...
Hey, I think Alex the Paladin is about to pillage that village down yonder...
by DontFuckUp November 24, 2019
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the best couple in the world because I love alex so much and he is just so perfect.
Rin+Alex FOREVER <3333
by we1rd0_g1rl June 9, 2022
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When a man ejaculates immediately after touching a woman’s thigh
Hey man how was your date last night

Oh not so good I Alex Rabed in the car on the way to her place.
by Billygoatsanches67 September 23, 2022
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A boy/girl who thrives in life to enjoy every bit of it and not give a fuck about anyone, they want to live their lives and Move far away from everyone as possible the Alex loy seems to hate everyone and everything
I wanna live an Alex life “Alex loy”
by Scrotum82 May 27, 2021
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A girl that is the complete definition of a circus. She cries for attention and bullies kids.
I saw the circus today!”
“Do you mean Alex teran?”
by Hiirandomperson July 31, 2020
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