No handed spaghetti eating contest

When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.

I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.

by UHIT September 19, 2022

No handed spaghetti eating contest

When a male or female partner engages in cunnilingus on a female who is currently on her menstrual cycle. After making the female partner climax, the partner who performed the act then has a smear of red vaginal discharge on their face.

Dude, what is that stuff on your face! You look like you've been in a no handed spaghetti eating contest!

by UHIT October 21, 2022

Eat chocolate all day

You can eat chocolate all day on the 29th of october

You eat chocolate all day week

by Kiana made it ee October 20, 2020

eating the sausage

The act of biting off one's penis.

I was eating the sausage of Brock Venner last night.

by BrockSucksDick January 14, 2016

Eat the Stem

1.the act of eating the stem
2.the act of making one eat the stem

Patty eats the stem
Eat the pepper stem

I eat the stem

by SirDinkleMan August 26, 2021

Eat At Rita's

The art of going down on a woman. Get after it like a watermelon eating contest.

No need for dinner. I'm going to take her home and eat at Rita's. Hope she likes it ears deep!

by Rita's biggest fan September 5, 2017

Defense eating

Eating you food faster and strategically so nobody around can eat any of your foods.

When Jon took a piece of dessert. He used defense eating so only he can have his part of the dessert

by guest E51 April 20, 2019