A term used by 17th century Welsh nobility to humiliate obese English men in front of their wives. Wobbly eyes was in reference to the English lack of control of their eyeballs due to low brain function.

On occasion, Welshmen would wobble their eyes about to trick English women into sleeping with them, much like spiders wiggle their front legs at large predators to fool them into giving the spider their candy.
Get that wobbly eyed idiot of an Englishman out of my pub and back into Satan's scrotum where he belongs!
by Wobblyeyedenglishmen July 28, 2023
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British slang: To act insanely or be rash about a situation.
I almost had a fucken wobbly when the boss acted like a douche to everyone
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the name of an adorable kitten who wabbles everytime he walks
aww look at wobbly bobly
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a wiggle in your dick that sets off a chain of reactions that results in a dick blow
that girl made my dick wobble, i don't know what is going on bro. i have two hands and i don't think it's in it.
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Pronounced - Wah-ble Dee-dob-bull-dees

The term for your legs when you've had too much to drink and can't stand up straight
Dude: How much did you drink? You're falling all over the place.

Dude 2: whatt're you talllkin' abbbouut?

Dude: You got a case of the Wobble Dedobbledies
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The act of stacking both hands in front of one’s mouth and proceeding to twist them in different directions to “play the didgeridoo
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