cholo parade

When every Mexican in the greater Chicago area straps Mexican flags to their white SUVs and dives around beeping the horn.

"Hey Rick, there's a massive cholo parade all up and down North Avenue. Is it Mexican New Year?"

by braeez September 16, 2023

Hummers Day Parade

The act of getting a hummer by more than one woman, (preferably 2 in most cases) where each woman places a testicle in their mouth and sucks on it like a baby with a pacifier.

Stoney: dude I was so close to having a legit 3-some last night.

Big Easy: let me guess, one didn’t want to bang?

Stoney: I didn’t bang either of them but they each pocketed one of my nuts in their dome piece and gargled away like it was a hummers day parade!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 27, 2019

Easter Parade

Easter parade's are commonly celebrations full of gaiety and pastel colors. This is a phrase used to refer primarily to flamingly gay men.

"He's as gay as the Easter Parade."

"He's leading/marching in/news casting for/working the sausage cart at/tethering balloons at the Easter Parade."

by lemonJ November 3, 2008

parade envy

When a North Korean dictator holds a military parade and you need to prove your rockets are bigger.

After watching France and North Korea show their military might, Donald Trump experienced a blinding case of parade envy.

by GSBJim February 8, 2018

bomb parade

a list of films, songs, gigs and the like that have miserably failed.

His current album is on the bomb parade.

by uttam maharjan February 16, 2010

Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade

A sex move. To perform it, gather some of your closest friends and lovers, and make your way down to the C floor of Firestone Library. Stand in a line, ass-to-crotch, and close the stacks until the whole gang is wedged firmly in between, akin to human centipede. Begin coitus.

Serves 8-18.

Oh man, I love doing the Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade! I went with Charlie, Summer, Burt, Sammy, Violet, Noah, and Chester last night, and we had a great time.

by the_rattler September 30, 2022

Parade Baton

A public erection or semi erection sported by a man that parades around the beach in his speedo swim trunks. These may also be observed on nudist beaches minus the trunks.

Jeeze check out the drum major over there he almost poked me in the eye with his parade baton.

by Steev3d October 2, 2014