Jonah Marais

Jonah Marais is the most talented man you will ever meet. He gives the best hugs and has the best smile in the entire world. Jonah is apart of the band Why Don't We with Corbyn Besson, Jack Avery, Daniel Seavey and Zach Herron.

Person; Have you seen that picture i sent you?
Me; that's Jonah Marais, from the man band why don't we
Person; he is an amazing singer.
Me; Like i don't already know that.

by jonahmaraiswoahs July 13, 2019

jonah mcfarland

Someone who is an absolute no fly zone. Nothing gets past this man. If its obvious hes gonna let you know. He is the iron fist and he likes to put the fist down.

Class: "Awww the 6 year old knows her birthday!"
Jonah Mcfarland: "Thats kind of a layup everyone knows their birthday."

by cjm01928347 May 5, 2023

J. Jonah Jameson

Someone who demands to see a picture of in social media is a "J. Jonah Jameson."

Stop badgering the girl for photos. You're such a J. Jonah Jameson.

by Vashta_Nerada July 6, 2023

jonah beck

Bella’s hawt boyfriend you can find him on andi mack

Oh my gosh look it’s Jonah beck

by Slurpeeeee March 20, 2018

Jonah Funk

Leader having more than enough skill at basketball with a longs dick and slender man arms. A true handsome man who pulls women and owns other towns.

Hey, you’re so rad, you’re the Jonah Funk of this gym!

by Epg>Fhs March 20, 2023

NATIONAL JONAH WILL DAY

Day to give money to jonahwill cause he's swag

Oo it's NATIONAL JONAH WILL DAY I should give him my twitch prime

by Forbiddenem October 7, 2021

Jonah's touch

Turning something into nothing
Antonym: Midas touch (turning nothing into something)
Synonyms: Inverted Midas, Inverse Midas, invert Midas, Sadim touch, reverse Midas, reverted Midas, revert Midas

Origins: from Biblical story of Jonah, when Jonah makes the ship nearly drowning until Jonah thrown away to the sea

1. Leftism is like the Jonah's touch, because Leftism destroys everything it touches

- Dennis Prager

2. Amy has a Jonah's touch, because when she's involved in her own bakery, her bakery has negative reviews and then going bankrupt

by Sir. B July 2, 2021