Matti

This nigga is a fucking legend one of the best names and definitely better than Mattis

Matti gets all the girls

by Nooblicker69 November 21, 2021

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Matti

Hot bitch ass wigga, he has everything you need in life. A long cock is very normal for a Matti.

Der boy der g sick wie Leukämie, Matti hat so viel Euphorie. ~ pineapple the fruit dude

by Pineapple the fruit Dude November 20, 2021

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The baddest bitch, the madame, the pimp, the Don Juan, fucking Adam (the first one), magic, the fucking boss. The throat G.O.A.T. with the biggest, fattest, juiciest, most squirting WAP there is. The reason you don’t get a second to breathe.Officially crowned “America’s Darling” by Google, he is the hardest out, period.

Have you heard the new matty cakes? Fuck me, right? Amazing.

by fagggatron November 23, 2021

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St Patty Matty

A term used to perfectly describe the state of being absolutely fucked due to festivities, excessive drinking, and over the top celebrations on the holiday known as St Patrick's Day

“Dude I was as smashed as St Patty Matty” / “I pulled an St Patty Matty last night and couldn’t make it to my bed “

by princessej March 25, 2018

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Harrison Mattis

10/10 sex. But loves himself to much to ever love you. London bait so he thinks his the shit. A very handsome mixed race male. Could get away with being about 20 and his name gives off white people vibes.

Me: omg have you seen Harrison Mattis.

Friend: yeah but his to prestige !

by Ahbdndjd May 31, 2020

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