When God first made creation, on the first day he made Chuck Norris and let Chuck Norris take care of the rest.
by Chun Kuk Do December 29, 2011
A disease where a person unfortunately has to deal with being addressed by their first and last name, all of the time.
"Man, I hate living with Chuck Norris syndrome! Everywhere I go I get addressed by first and last name."
"Yea man that sucks."
"Yea man that sucks."
by Yoboy ka December 9, 2013
by Dr. Awesome & Assoc. August 31, 2009
The Chuck Norris Effect, refers to:
-Worshiping someone/something just for the sake of it.
-Worshiping someone/something that was once great and worth worshiping, but has now lost its greatness.
This can CLEARLY be seen with Chuck Norris, who turned into an internet-celebrity and is worshiped pointlessly by many, many people.
-Worshiping someone/something just for the sake of it.
-Worshiping someone/something that was once great and worth worshiping, but has now lost its greatness.
This can CLEARLY be seen with Chuck Norris, who turned into an internet-celebrity and is worshiped pointlessly by many, many people.
Guy 1: Dude, he may have gotten FULL MARKS on all subjects LAST semester, but he failed most subjects this semester, why do we STILL call him a genius?
Guy 2: Dunnu, Chuck Norris Effect I guess...
Guy 2: Dunnu, Chuck Norris Effect I guess...
by TheLatinoGuy November 10, 2010
V. First, you take a big old steaming shit in the middle of the floor. Then, you perform a Chuck Norris roundhose kick on some bitch so she falls down. Finally, while she is knocked out, you roll her in the heap of shit until she is completely covered. As an optional follow-up maneuver, depending on how pissed you are you could do the Donnie Yuen shadow cunt-kick.(this is where you draw an imaginary semi-circle in front of you with your toe, lift your robes and shadow kick that bitch square in the cunt.)
"What's wrong with you today, Charlie?"
"Ah, my old lady was givin' me a hard time last night."
"Well, if she's being that much of a cunt to ya, you oughtta give her the ol' Chuck Norris Shitkick"
"Ah, my old lady was givin' me a hard time last night."
"Well, if she's being that much of a cunt to ya, you oughtta give her the ol' Chuck Norris Shitkick"
by THEBigDaddyC September 30, 2006
While recieving a blowjob from your partner, at the point of ejaculation pull out your cock and smack them in the face while cumming, thus simulating the mighty roudhouse kick to the face by Chuck Norris.
by UAM BEAST August 29, 2008
Someone who hates/dislikes Chuck Norris and his fan base, usually out of jealousy or misunderstanding, or just because they're assholes without a sense of humor.
Average person: "Chuck Norris doesn't go swimming... water just wants to be around him!"
Chuck Norris Hater: "ZORMGZ! Liek, Chuck nOrris joeks is LAme!!!11!!1!!1!!one!!1!1 HES A LOZER!!!1 wat good stuffz has HE evar DOnE???/
Average Person: "Well, actually, he -"
Hater: "LIEk ZOMGSsSZ!!!1!!one!!!1!1
Chuck Norris Hater: "ZORMGZ! Liek, Chuck nOrris joeks is LAme!!!11!!1!!1!!one!!1!1 HES A LOZER!!!1 wat good stuffz has HE evar DOnE???/
Average Person: "Well, actually, he -"
Hater: "LIEk ZOMGSsSZ!!!1!!one!!!1!1
by Why do you want my name?! July 19, 2011