Beat you till you bleed

A threat, designed to convey the how much trouble a child is in and how angry the parent is.

If you smash that toy against the floor again, I'll beat you till you bleed.

by holmes5 May 3, 2010

beat you broke

To beat someone so bad it causes the change in their pocket and the cash in their wallet to fall out, the loss of all their investments and belongings, and to continue pummeling the person to total financial ruin where they owe the total world debt, approximately $190 trillion.

Barney: “Look, I got a two dollar winner”.

Andy: “I’m gonna beat you broke and send you the bill!”

by IGKYA53 May 11, 2020

beat you to oblivion

To savagely beat someone beyond the mere confines of life and death, to a point where an inter-dimensional portal opens up and, in a blinding maelstrom hot as a supernova, sweeps the carcass of the beaten person up into the atmosphere, breaking all known laws of physics, and leaving no trace of the beaten person behind.

Sapphire: "Get down to the store, we need some groceries."
Kingfish: "Uh, I lost all my money at the racetrack."
Sapphire (grabbing a rolling pin): "I'm gonna beat you to oblivion!"

by IGKYA53 April 22, 2020

Beat you into a bucket of chicken

To open up a can of whoop ass on someone, decapitate them, then cut them into eight pieces of white and dark meat: two breasts, two wings (arms), two thighs, and two legs. The beating continues by coating the person's pieces with seven secret herbs and spices and frying them to an extra, extra crispy texture. The beating concludes by kicking the sizzling, stinking pieces into a six-month old bucket of chicken that's crawling with ants and sharing video of the beating on social media.

You fool, I'm gonna beat you into a bucket of chicken!

by IGKYA53 October 5, 2021

Go Get a Stick For me to Beat You With.

Its usually used amongst Asian people, it is a punishment which utlizies psychological and physical pain. This gives the child a false sense of power over their own punishment. They usually go with the smaller ones even though they are all very painful.

Asian Parent: Go Get a Stick For me to Beat You With.

Asian Child: Okay... (Gets a thin smaller stick)

(The Asian Parent whips him with the stick and the Child feels a lot of pain, it stings a lot)

by kasdnlasn May 2, 2023