a euphanism for beat up.
also refers to being put down, insulted, or caught in the act of doing something you shouldn't.

basically, you can apply it to anything, as it's a really useful phrase.

bitch, you mess with me, i will hand you your ass!!!

i just got my ass handed you me by my math teacher for texting in class.

Lindsey Lohan got her ass handed to her in court. twice.
by case0flip November 30, 2007
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telling someone you think they should leave without pause and dont let the door hit them in the ass on their way out
my ex start a big argument with me i told her dont let the door hit you in the ass on your way out
by bluebear September 12, 2022
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When someone really frustrates you or sort of angers you but you don't want to piss them off in return.

A phrase to express your frustration.
If your friend is constantly missing the point or keeps making the same mistake over and over.

You would say, man, you make my ass want to carve stove wood.
by SkyukaDave June 23, 2007
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Instead of using the words you suck or your terrible or epic fail you could always the much better fraise "nigga you ass" to imply how much your friends screwed up
The seahawks threw a pass on the three yard line and it got picked off I'm just like nigga you ass
by kingboy3 March 1, 2015
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An increasingly common retort from customers checking out at Whole Foods Market as the cashier asks you if you have the Amazon Prime app to rescue some of your remaining paycheck.
I was with my friend Sean at Whole Payckeck when he rudely blurted out, “You can scan my ass!” which later seemed totally understandable when I saw the $150. receipt for his single bag of groceries.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 18, 2019
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To burn, brand, or scorch a person's rear-end.
Ryan: "You just scorched my ass."
Peter: "That's what she said... No, that's really what she said... His penis was very hot and he was doing her anally and she said, "You just scorched my ass.""
by Christian Guy January 20, 2008
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