Goofy Woofy

Adjective
To be extremely durpy, to have the mental capacity of a drunken toddler. Generally used in a non offensive way.

Man I feel so wierd after inhaling those factory chemicals, we are being so goofy woofy.

by The goofiest woofiest April 1, 2023

Woofy tron

An ugly girl with whom your ex is now dating.

omg sharonda, jaquans new is girl looks like woofy tron!

by ummmwohoo July 5, 2011

Tang Woofy

When a vagina smells so bad, its causes projectile vomiting. When it is covered in so much hair, you can barely tell whether it is chewbacca or a vagina. The opposite of Tang Nanny.

Matt- "Man I hooked up with this girl tonight, and it was definitlely some Tang Woofy."

Ryan- "Man I feel for ya, I've had that happen before, and I'll never let it happen again."

Bob Kraft- "Yeah I get that every night, you guys got it good!"

Shaun- "Man Dad, your fucked."

by SRHolz12 January 30, 2010

Woofie Bear

A very hairy homosexual man.

Edward Geltman

by Jonas Brown April 5, 2004

Woofy Biscuit

Slang for a nicely shaved or trimmed vagina; Biscuit implies it's a tasty one.

"Hey bro I gotta go, I got some woofy biscuit waiting at home for me!"

by SailorSurprise August 18, 2008

woofie woofie

something i use to act really cute but really is just used when you dont know what to say

b: i decided to be trans
me: woofie woofie
me: cool
b: what

by Serondenahwah January 22, 2022

Woofied

Freaking ugly

Her face looks foul like woofied

by Kiddextreme December 9, 2022