Unblockmeshji 

when you want SHJI to unblock you

pleaseUnblockmeshji

Unblockmeshji by aspectminor August 26, 2022

Cock-Unblockable 

Much as the expression itself implies...

A phrase used to describe one's ability to attract/score with women sexually.

The state of being impervious to a cock block.

Say what you want about dicks being stoppable, but that mutha-fucka is cock-unblockable!

Cock-Unblockable by NissaGrande June 1, 2009

unblocked games 

A popular search term by students who instead of studying play games on school computers.

"Yo bro, you know any good unblocked games websites"
"eh, I use spgames"

unblocked games by Private5646 January 14, 2019

Unblocked Games For School 

Unblocked Games For School is defined as game sites for faggots whose school has decided to ban their favorite video games (mainly porn games like Leisure Street Larry and Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties). So as an act of rebellion they create google sites with shitty water down flash versions of their games and use hacks to bypass the storage limit.

My friend was depressed about the video game ban so he used Unblocked Games For School.

Unblocked Games For School by ThyTrueWhorelord November 19, 2018

Unblocked games for school 

a website for faging normies who cant play their favorite fortnite ripoff at school. Then they go and play some shitty ripoff minecraft battle royale garbage to prove their masculinity. This type of webstie is mostly visited on school chromebooks with all of the keys missing.

Guy 1: I'm gonna play fortnite at school.
Guy 2: It blocked :(
Guy 3: hey guys, go to unblocked games for who gives a shit.
Guy 1: fuck off steve you have ligma.

Unblocked games for school means a very bad website.

Unblocked games for school by Nate higgers420666 69 96 May 10, 2019

slide to unlock 

A phrase used to describe a girl that is "easy". They are just like the iPhone, as simple as slide to unlock.

Ben: Damn, did you see that girl? I'd get with that any day.
Trevor: Nah dude, slide to unlock.

slide to unlock by Kelso13 May 14, 2008

unblocked games 

Games that are not blocked at school

Person 1: reccomend any unblocked games sites?
Person 2: I like MK Games.

unblocked games by Lelboy529 November 24, 2019