An overrated school in LA that has a bunch of students that brag about their academics but in reality spend their time talking smack about their rival USC to make themselves feel better about attending a school in a bankrupt education system.
"Hey do you want to go see a Bruins game?"
"UCLA still has sports teams?"
"Well not for long, the state of California is selling the stadium for 5000 pesos."
"UCLA still has sports teams?"
"Well not for long, the state of California is selling the stadium for 5000 pesos."
by jeru0455 January 13, 2010
1. Abbreviation for University of California at Los Angeles.
2. Upper Corner of Lower Abingdon, an irreverent nickname for Viginia Highlands Community College (Abingdon, Virginia) in the southwestern part of the state near Bristol.
2. Upper Corner of Lower Abingdon, an irreverent nickname for Viginia Highlands Community College (Abingdon, Virginia) in the southwestern part of the state near Bristol.
by al-in-chgo February 23, 2010
an abbreviation meaning "Ugly Caucasians, Lovely Asians". Meaning that UCLA has the hottest asian girls, but the caucasians aren't that great.
by Stewart Jones October 20, 2006
A mediocre school located in Los Angeles that resorts to trash talking the real academic and sports power of the area, USC. A group of such classy Bruins were involved in the recent jumping of a USC alumni attending the USC/UCLA game with his family as he was on his way to the restroom. See the article on cbs2.com, entitled "USC fan loses eye after Pro-UCLA Group Attack: Daniel Crowson says UCLA fans beat him, attacked him with bottle."
UCLA campus police are racist, recently tazering a UCLA student of Middle Eastern descent in the library despite his apparent submission. Many complain that people feel like merely statistics at UCLA because there are so many students and such a lack of individualized attention.
In order to avoid the blatant problems plaguing the UCLA campus, many Bruin fans turn to attacking the superior institution across the city. With t-shirts reading "F*** USC" (without the stars), the student body demonstrates their true sportsmanlike behavior and depth of character.
UCLA campus police are racist, recently tazering a UCLA student of Middle Eastern descent in the library despite his apparent submission. Many complain that people feel like merely statistics at UCLA because there are so many students and such a lack of individualized attention.
In order to avoid the blatant problems plaguing the UCLA campus, many Bruin fans turn to attacking the superior institution across the city. With t-shirts reading "F*** USC" (without the stars), the student body demonstrates their true sportsmanlike behavior and depth of character.
UCLA student: God, I wish I could go to the library without worrying about my skin color. So instead, I'll call trojans spoiled to make myself feel better.
by trojanseahawk December 7, 2006
UCLA is a college with a student body that greatly appreciates what USC students have to offer. The sense of humor and argument that USC students bring is certainly priceless and quite entertaining.
"I'm one of those new freshmans you guys are talking about @ USC and I didn't even bother to apply to UCLA because I know they suck (and also because their application date was in november.. wtf)
You can't spell ruin without bruin ^_^"
-->FYI, you can spell ruin without bruin. If you wanted to use that phrase, it would be, "You can't spell Bruin w/o ruin" since ruin is actually included in bruin while bruin is clearly not in ruin. Oh yeah, freshmans = freshmen.
-->"(and also because their application date was in november.. wtf)" does not help your argument. In fact, this addition only contradicts your argument. It implies that you wanted to apply to UCLA (thus looked up their application deadline), but either were too late or too lazy to apply in time.
-->Please see this writing as a clearly demonstration of USC's superiority. The writing, spelling, and grammar of USC students clearly surpass anything UCLA students could write. Based on this evidence alone, USC students are far more superior to us UCLA students. I certainly have never learned, in all my years at UCLA, how to write like that.
"Here's the big secret: It's due to the fact that kids at USC have LIVES and usually don't hang around the web and try to one-up and bash their rival school on a WEBSITE.
Obvious conclusion: So many UCLA kids only frequent urban dictionary because they are worried and insecure, and can't one-up or bash the winners at the University of Southern California in any other arena but the safe and faceless world wide web."
-->Yes, I completely agree. I suppose that's why the writer of that entry is bashing USC. Wait. I don't get it. The entry is bashing UCLA, but only UCLA kids don't have "LIVES" and would do such a thing. USC students are so superior and have "LIVES." Therefore, that entry must have been written by an UCLA student.
You can't spell ruin without bruin ^_^"
-->FYI, you can spell ruin without bruin. If you wanted to use that phrase, it would be, "You can't spell Bruin w/o ruin" since ruin is actually included in bruin while bruin is clearly not in ruin. Oh yeah, freshmans = freshmen.
-->"(and also because their application date was in november.. wtf)" does not help your argument. In fact, this addition only contradicts your argument. It implies that you wanted to apply to UCLA (thus looked up their application deadline), but either were too late or too lazy to apply in time.
-->Please see this writing as a clearly demonstration of USC's superiority. The writing, spelling, and grammar of USC students clearly surpass anything UCLA students could write. Based on this evidence alone, USC students are far more superior to us UCLA students. I certainly have never learned, in all my years at UCLA, how to write like that.
"Here's the big secret: It's due to the fact that kids at USC have LIVES and usually don't hang around the web and try to one-up and bash their rival school on a WEBSITE.
Obvious conclusion: So many UCLA kids only frequent urban dictionary because they are worried and insecure, and can't one-up or bash the winners at the University of Southern California in any other arena but the safe and faceless world wide web."
-->Yes, I completely agree. I suppose that's why the writer of that entry is bashing USC. Wait. I don't get it. The entry is bashing UCLA, but only UCLA kids don't have "LIVES" and would do such a thing. USC students are so superior and have "LIVES." Therefore, that entry must have been written by an UCLA student.
by june3ca December 10, 2006
UCLA: a school that rejects the most qualified students, knowing that these students will hurt its yield rate. Oh, and before you UCLA students brag about your admissions policy, read this article: http://www.allanfavish.com/1_10_95.HTM
Last year, UCLA rejected a student from Torrey Pines High School in San Diego, CA, who had a 1510 SAT, scored 5's on numerous AP tests, was awarded a full ride to USC, and currently attends UC Berkeley as part of the Engineering program that is second only to MIT. How can anyone say that UCLA's admissions policy is legitimate and keep a straight face? I know another student that can't do this, as he was accepted to Harvard and Stanford, but not UCLA. UCLA: congratulations on your second-rate students!
by rt23 November 21, 2005
A wonderful school located in Southern California training some of the finest grocery baggers, waiters, and office clerks this city has to offer. Where would the service industry be without UCLA's generous contribution of unskilled laborers?
by ucla sucks August 14, 2005