A stupid idiot that is jealous of all GREEKS and should go die. Turks are just want to be Greeks.

ZHTO ELLADAS!!!!!
That damn turk stole my gyro.
GIVE ME BACK MY BAKLAVA YOU TURKO.
by Greekness February 10, 2006
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one who enjoys wearing his mothers clothes and makeup when she is not home, he also enjoys cruising the gayborhood on his hott pink scooter..collar popped bitches
turk, are you wearing lipstick?
NOOOO!! (gets red in the face)
by asdkjhghht March 11, 2005
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A person who enjoys spending time drinking beer and riding motor vehicles in the middle of the desert.

Also enjoys large lifted trucks and avoiding cardio at the gym.

Also see: turk slut
"Oh man, look at those DAK turks go, I wish I had a turk-slut for my own."
by Tom Larken July 27, 2005
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A form of insect commonly known and related to "cockroaches"
by lanemir September 25, 2022
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The cheapest way to win at Age of Empires II: The Conquers. Their special unit is the Janissary which a crazy powerful gunpowder unit that kicks too much ass to be fair. If a player has 15 of these fuckers lined up in a row they are almost impossible to beat. Not to mention the Turks have a great cavalry and defense advantages over all other civilizations. Here’s a hint if your opponent launches a bunch of Janissary units at you, your best bet is to use a row of Onagers or Siege Onagers and fucking let them know that their a cheap bastard.
Steve: How did Tim win that last game of Age of Empires?
Bill: That fucker used the Turks.
Steve: Wow what a cheap douche bag.
by Evergreen-Academy April 6, 2006
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He went to a party, then was grabbed roughly from behind, turked, and woke up the following morning in a shopping trolley in Tesco's car park.
by CharlieilrahC May 20, 2008
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An 18th-century chess-playing automaton. The machine was later proven to have a hidden human chess master controlling its movements. The mechanical turk was showcased around Europe and America for over 80 years.
The Turk's final game in Paris was against Benjamin Franklin, who was serving as ambassador to France from the United States
by Pochemuchka October 6, 2016
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