*Random Strangers Meet*
1:OMG Toronto Sucks!
2:Ya I Know
1:Who Said That?
2:Me 2!
1:OMG We Should Be Friends!
2:y?
1:Because of Our Hatred of The Toronto Maple Leafs!
2:Yeah
1:OMG Toronto Sucks!
2:Ya I Know
1:Who Said That?
2:Me 2!
1:OMG We Should Be Friends!
2:y?
1:Because of Our Hatred of The Toronto Maple Leafs!
2:Yeah
by Seagulls Of Santa!!! August 12, 2008
A very bad hockey team situated in Toronto that hasn't made the playoffs in a very long time and make bums like Dion Phaneaf captain. It's ok though cause all the schmucks still give away their hard earned money to see this team play.
"Hey man the Toronto Maple Leafs are 4 and 0 so far!"
"Ya man that's sweet i'm gunna go buy some over priced merchandice cause of their great start to the season!"
"Ya man that's sweet i'm gunna go buy some over priced merchandice cause of their great start to the season!"
by shaun7787 November 4, 2011
The best team known in the existence of Hockey. All of those who doubt the Leafs obviously have no taste waht so ever.
by LeafsRunThisShit January 24, 2007
Trash af . Who ever heard of a team named after a leaf that is so intimidating and there blue cause they get chocked all the time. And the panthers will destroy them in every matchup . They booty.
by shreckie lover 69 January 15, 2020
The Best Team In The Nhl! <33 They are all So Talented Especially Joffrey Lupul and Phil kessel! They Will Win The stanley cup this season!!
OMG!! Did you see that amazing Goal by Joffrey lupul Last Night?
Yeah! The Toronto Maple Leafs Played Great!
Yeah! The Toronto Maple Leafs Played Great!
by LeafsGirl!<3 October 7, 2013
CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE AGAINST BOSTON 2013. LOSERS SINCE 1967. NO LEAFS NO. CRAPPITY CRAP CRAP. LEAFS SUCK
by iejfiwkrfjhriofrjhkldks March 21, 2017
The woman must be Canadian and she does a handstand wile you pour a full bottle of real maple syrup into her vagina and suck it out with a straw and proceed to have sex with her as you blow the syrup into her mouth.
by swatymcswatit December 7, 2016