The act of ejaculating on your big toe after receiving oral sex, and then inserting the toe into a girl's anus.
Last night I gave her the Mukilteo Toe Jam.
by Str4yD0g July 11, 2008
A sexual position in which one participant kneels over (usually a female)with their face low to the ground, and their anus in the air, much like "presenting". The other participant then masturbates, ejaculating on their own big toe. The foot is then pulled back and forcefully inserted into the other participant, implanting the big toe firmly in the anus. This is best done by curling all of the other toes under, so that the big toe is prominent, thereby ensuring maximum penetration. This can be used as a punishment or as a way to "let the bitch know it's time to go".
That Tecumseh Toe Jam was so bad, I think it gave me a pink sock!
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That's one evil bitch! She needs a Tecumseh Toe Jam!
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I dismissed her with a Tecumseh Toe Jam!
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That's one evil bitch! She needs a Tecumseh Toe Jam!
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I dismissed her with a Tecumseh Toe Jam!
by Barry DeBone April 5, 2009
a girl is on her back you are on your side facing her, you lick her toes and jam your toes into her vagina
by a hong May 4, 2007
to sit while picking funk from under your toenails or even in between them (come`s from after a long day on you feet)you produce this SHIT into a ball, Then uou try to fling it like a booger towards someone in the room you are in...... Also see uncle tom
by onenut April 30, 2003
by Goldos February 22, 2008
When a toilet doesn't flush but people keep shitting on top of the week old shit and no one calls the plumber.
Kelsey, you've got some las vegas toe jam going on in your bathroom... better clean that up real fast.
by Brenda Peaches May 4, 2009
by I love namjoon so much April 1, 2020