John: Hey honey, do you wanna move to The Woodlands?
Sally: Hey fuckface, do you want our daughter to be a blonde clone of every fucking person in The Woodlands? Do you want our son to be a pothead/alcoholic? Do you wanna get a divorce?
John: Good point, maybe we shouldn't
Sally: No shit
Sally: Hey fuckface, do you want our daughter to be a blonde clone of every fucking person in The Woodlands? Do you want our son to be a pothead/alcoholic? Do you wanna get a divorce?
John: Good point, maybe we shouldn't
Sally: No shit
by TTI December 31, 2009
THE biggest ghetto in Texas... you can't find a single white person in the whole town. people get shot all the freakin time, and you can't park your car and leave it for half an hour or someone will smash your windows. you do not want to fuck with people from the woodlands.
by beware September 17, 2005
People in The Woodlands, tx are very snobby and arrogant. No one here has individualism in mind and they're usually very mainstream. With the exception of those who try for their own identity, but just end up listening to bad music. You know, because Simple Plan is OH so tuff. Pretty much anyone you meet from the woodlands is fake or unusually closeminded. Here, people like football and meat. A lot.
"hi i listen to bad music, spend 3 hours getting ready, have loads of money, and i tease people."
where you from?
"the woodlands."
where you from?
"the woodlands."
by christina a June 28, 2005
A junior high in Arkansas. Alot less superior to the opposing school, Ramay. The people who go there are losers.
by You know dissss. October 28, 2010
Otherwise known as "The Compton of Texas", The Woodlands is the most fuckin ghetto town ever. Don't come to The Woodlands if you are not black, period. The schools are filled with drugs and guns. There are no police in The Woodlands because they are afraid of getting shot. People sleep on matresses under the windows because there are so many drive-bys.
In The Woodlands High School, LaQuincy and Jamal got in a gun fight today at school and shot each other to deaf.
D'JaLaron came out of his house to find his 1982 El Camino sittin on cinderblocks because someone stole his spinner hub caps
D'JaLaron came out of his house to find his 1982 El Camino sittin on cinderblocks because someone stole his spinner hub caps
by D'metrius Fagg January 15, 2006
Dude, you see the guys from The Woodlands, those are the crazyiest Mo Fo's in TX, fuck those in H town
by Troy Smith January 3, 2005
A nice down to earth community for the most part, with very little real crime to speak about. Income levels are high, but not the wealthiest or richest part of the Houston area by any means. The richest part is in the city of Houston itself and is called River Oaks. This is where all the oil barons live and where homes can average $10 million+ on some streets, like River Oaks Blvd. I should know. Went to school in River Oaks, and I currently live in The Woodlands. In River Oaks, the kids and even some adults are much more snobbier than they are any place in the suburbs. In River Oaks, it's not not unusual to see high school kids drive the latest model Ferraris, whereas in the Woodlands, you typically only see BMWs and other such type cars. Still, the quality of life is not bad for the suburbs and some people actually have some money.
by coolbutkind August 22, 2008