by The Hangar Boys February 26, 2019
person 1: have you ever heard of the jeff queso the richest bowl of mexican queso YA EVER SEEN?
person 2: no and get out of my house i divorced you 12 years ago
person 2: no and get out of my house i divorced you 12 years ago
by DR4CU1A November 6, 2021
When a male ejaculates onto their partner's face (generally after oral sex) and the semen lands largely on the upper lip. The ejaculatee then puts on a sombrero and yells "Dios mio!" and restrains their partner until the semen dries, creating a queso mustache.
by atleastjake October 24, 2015
by rickyrossy March 4, 2008
when youre having sex and you pull out and skeet on the other persons face. you then proceed to ask them if they would like it spiced up a bit. while theyre caught off guard turn around and immediately fart in their face.
so i was fucking this chick right, she told me she wanted a facial. so i said sure would you like it spiced up a bit? she said yes so i proceeded to give her a full serving of zesty queso.
by rgrdean July 19, 2009
A delicious American dish made by mixing queso dip and baby tortilla chips/crumbs together in a bowl and eating them with a spoon or fork.
Created as a response to tough economic times when one cannot simply go out and buy a new bag of tortilla chips when all of the fully-functional and unbroken tortilla chips have already been eaten.
Created as a response to tough economic times when one cannot simply go out and buy a new bag of tortilla chips when all of the fully-functional and unbroken tortilla chips have already been eaten.
"Dude, I can't get any good dips out of all these broken chips at the bottom of the bag. Want to make some Queso Salad?"
"Whoa! Hey bud, why are you about to throw away all of those baby chips at the bottom of that bowl? Don't you know the Native Americans used every part of the buffalo and wasted nothing? Use every part of that dish and make some Queso Salad!"
"Whoa! Hey bud, why are you about to throw away all of those baby chips at the bottom of that bowl? Don't you know the Native Americans used every part of the buffalo and wasted nothing? Use every part of that dish and make some Queso Salad!"
by kingqueso June 4, 2009