MC Hammer

90's rapper who is really stupid but makes funny songs like I like big butts and Can't Touch this

du nu nuu nu nu nu nu Can't touch this I like big butts and i cannot lie

by TeddyFAT July 5, 2005

MC hammered

homosexual, one loving anal sex from the same sex.

Wow guys I am MC hammered.

by goggalicious November 1, 2005

mc hammer pants

Mc Hammer pants are the 80's most baggiest pants . These oversized crotch pants allowed the Hammer to do his signature dance. These pants were the shit back then. However, if worn today, it looks as if you took a crap in a tent and wore it as pants.

T: Look at that guy's pants. It looks like large diaper.

D: Naw, MC Hammer pants were the shit in the 80s.

T: looks like he took a shit in them in 2017

by Big truck, small dick November 2, 2017