by RayIsNotHERO.!! June 28, 2023
Businessman 1: We're going to cut down the trees.
Businessman 2: Oh no! Its the texas Lorax
Texas Lorax: Don't make me take out the 12 gauge!
(BAM!)
Texas Lorax: GOT EM.
Businessman 2: Oh no! Its the texas Lorax
Texas Lorax: Don't make me take out the 12 gauge!
(BAM!)
Texas Lorax: GOT EM.
by TexasLorax October 29, 2020
by winnnnnnnnner99 December 7, 2016
Some mediocre film that,although loved by liberals, is hated by conservatives but isn't hated by libertarians like me but it leaves a LOT to be desired
by Libertypedia June 4, 2023
by All My Claims R Right March 30, 2022
Girl:"Are you the kink who sat on the floor?
Me:No,I can't.
Robert why you such a lorax probe?
Robert: Because you and the girlfriend liked staring at my butt when I bent my foot on the tree.
Girl:Jeez,that appropriate bitch.
Me:No,I can't.
Robert why you such a lorax probe?
Robert: Because you and the girlfriend liked staring at my butt when I bent my foot on the tree.
Girl:Jeez,that appropriate bitch.
by FreshBlood10'9 May 28, 2023