thatched cave

A particularly hairy vagina.

Yeah, that date with Polly was a total washout. It was all going well until we got down to some serious chimping - then she dropped her panties and revealed her thatched cave.

Man, I couldn't go down on that - would've been like Frenching Chewbacca.

by Wizards Sleeve June 10, 2005

Thatch Patch

The coarse pubic hair and sometimes shit build-up around the asshole.thatch was used on roofs of homes of the English countryside.

She wanted anal, but I couldn't penetrate her Thatch Patch. or I think I ripped something when I took that huge dump. Maybe it was just a turd cutting through the Thatch Patch I had going on down there.

by Aaron & Rocky January 26, 2006

Milo thatch

A character from Disney's Atlantis:The Lost Empire, who wants to find the lost city of Atlantis.

Ze mole: Milo Thatch, you have disturbedthe dirt

by Temmenarruc July 22, 2017

Thatch

uncommon english slang use for a cigarette lighter or equipment for lighting a cigarette

has any one got a thatch i could use?

by kanerockgod January 27, 2007

thooch/thatch

This is when a large woman spreads her legs while sitting down, however her thighs are too large to expose vagina, so they make a decieving extra layer of labia, hence the thooch=thigh+cooch.

Attritutes of a cooch (or snatch) and a thatch are visually comparable

(or thatch=snatch+thigh

Yo Kye, last night, uhh... did Buronikuh have a thooch/thatch?

Joey, look! That thooch/thatch is a blowin' in the wind.

by twizzlemynizzle March 07, 2011

thatched roof cottages

one of two primary targets of trogdor the burninator... the other target for burnination being the peasants that dwell within them...

"burninating all the people, in their thatched roof COTTAGES!!!!!!"

by squirrely wrath August 05, 2004

thatched roof cottages

Cottages in the kingdom of peasantry whose roofing material made for easy burnination from the likes of trogdor.

Burninating the countryside
burninating the peasants
burninating all the people in the :thatched roof cottages:!

by MC93 August 05, 2004