colorful description of when, through the incompetence, cowardice, or possibly malice of others, you are rendered helpless, screwed over, or at the very least, publicly made a fool of.
Matt just looked at me when those two samoans demanded an apology. So I'm just standing there with my dick swinging in the wind, having no idea who really slapped that girl's ass.
by skid mark vz November 17, 2007
by 69420yoloswagen69 March 2, 2018
by Dopeternet January 21, 2019
Stop swinging your dick at me at every chance you get.
You can't keep swinging your dick in my direction ,I am not interested.
Stop swinging your dick in my direction , I am not a sexual object
You can't keep swinging your dick in my direction ,I am not interested.
Stop swinging your dick in my direction , I am not a sexual object
by Heroyalness March 29, 2023