"She was subjected to Surprise Sex"
by Pedalzlala September 30, 2007
Just say 'No!' to surprise-sex; Men can stop surprise-sex; He experienced surprise-sex while in the mental hospital as a kid (see Tove).
by Piggy Noles October 7, 2003
Its like when a dude is out at the bar (Eric) and then ends up taking a girl home for some odd reason. Then the next morning when she wakes up and rolls over he yells....SURPRISE
by Breton January 2, 2008
Surprise, here is my cock or other object inside of you. This is only enjoyed in the aspects of consent. It's best if accompanied by a loud, "surprise mufucka!"
Rape is not surprise sex and is not fun. It is criminal and rapists should be put down.
Rape is not surprise sex and is not fun. It is criminal and rapists should be put down.
by Eli schvetzel June 23, 2018
A hero for the new world, he brings about peace through the ancient art of Surprise Sex. His true identity remains a secret.
by Innocent Bystander September 11, 2004
Random Person 1: Cool look, a Ninja costume.
Random Person 2: That's the Surprise Sex Ninja.
Random Person 1: Why is he dry humping that guy's ass?
Random Person 2: That's the Surprise Sex Ninja.
Random Person 1: Why is he dry humping that guy's ass?
by Lacrox September 19, 2004