you're as straight as a circle 

implying that you're gay.

"heyy dude, i'm not gay stop saying that!"
"sure. you're as straight as a circle."

you're as straight as a circle by im-so-a-narnian March 7, 2012

As straight as a roman road 

A person who is not A Gay

Cecil: "Oh my god, I would run my beefsteak through Russell Crowe in a flash - is he A Gay?"

Jack: "No way dude, he's as straight as a roman road"

As straight as a roman road by Descriptor-General March 13, 2013

You’re as straight as your hair 

A term used to describe Dylan bebee, (a small penised, pre pubescent man child), when he tries to roast a straight male and you have to remind him of his place in the groups social hierarchy.

Dylan- you so gay michael

-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind

Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!

- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries

You’re as straight as your hair by Supperman8383 March 18, 2019

Straight A's 

To get straight A's at school or college is to get the best grade in exams and papers

Camille is so smart, she always gets straight a's in all the subjects.

Straight A's by aldana2008 October 18, 2008

straight ass

Something that is not somewhat bullshit but rather completely and utterly bullshit.

Joe: Yo they said Sebastian Telfair was supposed to be good in the NBA.

Bob: No, Sebastian Telfair is straight ass.

straight ass by Jack--the dude April 20, 2006

Straight A's 

1. To get all A's in school

2. A girl who has A size breast

1. "I got all Straight A's this semester!"

2.

Guy1: Have you seen the new girl?
Guy2: Yeah she defenietly has Straight A's, in everything!
Guy1: Haha yeah.

Straight A's by LittleWhore June 21, 2010

straight up ass

When something is extremely bad,

and you want to make it clear that it just sucks.
Typically used informally.

A:"Hey, let's buy these chips as well"
B:"Nah man, those ones are straight up ass"
A:"That bad?"
B:"Yeah man, I've tried them. Let's take these other ones instead"

straight up ass by word-god-from-hell July 12, 2023