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Ghetto Snowcone

A black girl who is sporting a bright, unnatural colored weave or hairdo.
I seen La'Trice Walking down the street today wearing her new green weave. She looked like a ghetto snowcone!
Ghetto Snowcone by Jerm Penn February 25, 2011

Doggie Doo Snowcone 

As defined by former GWAR member The Sexecutioner, a doggie doo snowcone is the last of his sexual demands outlined the song of his namesake; the previous demands being: genital herpes, golden showers, and a spiked dog collar. This final demand, the doggie doo snowcone, is a rather obscure take on the classic yellow snowcone, however fresh dog shit is substituted in the place of urine. Now a cone full of snow, topped with steamy dog feces does not complete the act of "doing" a doggie doo snowcone. In order to finish this transaction, the cone must be fervently mashed against some part, preferably the face, of a person's body while engaged in a sexual act.
Randy got an "F" on his spelling test; that night he went without his doggie doo snowcone. He was, however, still raped by his father.

Burger and a Grape Snowcone 

A ‘Burger and Grape Snow Cone’ is an outdated courting method where a man takes a girl on a date, but rather than raping her, the man spends most of the date making sure she is having a good time. The man would often drop the girl off, safely, back at home.

This metaphor would later confuse a younger generation of Tik-Tok users, who are used to everything being a sexual euphemism, as it often is in “Bro-Country.”
You know in that song Chattahoochee when he says ‘Settle for a Burger and a Grape Snowcone” he is actually talking about getting some dome?” - Some dumb bitch on Tik-Tok.

Arcadia Snowcone 

When you jack off onto your lover's ass and then lick it off.
That arcadia snowcone tasted like sweat. Don't you wash your ass?

Turkish Snowcone 

The act of masterbating and letting the cum bubble up like a volcanoe into your fist and making a girl lick or suck it out of your hand like a snowcone
Turkish Snowcone by cottonwood January 5, 2006

BURGER AND GRAPE SNOWCONE 

IT LITERALLY MEANS GETTING A BURGER TO EAT AND A GRAPE SNOW CONE
I went to get a burger and grape snowcone.
BURGER AND GRAPE SNOWCONE by Kateluu November 13, 2021