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roschambo 

a game in which two players kick eachother in the testicles until one falls due to pain. The last person standing wins.
"Hey John, ill roschambo you for that sandwhich"
John: "ok"
Steve: "Ill go first"
(Swift kick to the nuts)
John: "OOOOWWWW"
(Falls to the ground)
Steve: "I guess i win"
John: "Ok i guess you win the sandwhich"
Steve: "Oh i dont care you can keep the stupid sancwhich"
(Walks off with grin on face)
roschambo by Geo Herrera November 18, 2006
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rochambo 

When two people dicide to kick each other in the crotch until one of them gives up.
Friends want to rochambo to see who will last longer.
rochambo by Ethan Caspe November 4, 2007

Ro Shambo 

A method of settling disbutes between two parties.
The challenging party has a free kick square on the defending parties balls.
The act is then repeated for the other party until one party falls over. The remaining party standing is the victor.
I'll Ro Shambo you for it.
Ro Shambo by L. Suke May 18, 2005
Actually spelled "rochambeau".

Similar to RockPaperScissors, except more painful.

Each player kicks the opponent as hard as possible in the genital region. The first person to fall down is the loser.
Player 1: "Hey, I'll rowshambo/rochambeau you for the first slice of pizza!" XD XD
Player 2: "OKAY~!!" ^_^ ^_^
Player 1: "Me first!" *evil grin*
*swift kick to groin of Player 2 by Player 1*
*Player 2 falls over in immense pain, Player 1 laughs and eats pizza.*
rowshambo by RitterX January 7, 2006
A testing of one's strength. Particularly when two men square off and take turns kicking eachother in the testicles. Traditional rules dictate that the first one to fall down loses, thereby making the man who remains standing the victor. A hint to those participating: it is best to reserve the first turn for yourself.
"Hey, that burger looks pretty good. I'll roshombo you for it - and I'll go first."
Roshombo by Guy who hates pop punk January 29, 2003

Roshambeau 

A common trick to settle things. During an arguement, such as who gets the last pizza slice, one will say "Look, let's settle this. I'll Rochambeau you for it." When the other asks how one plays Roshambeau, the first says "Easy, I'll go first." The first player then kicks the other in the testicles as hard as possible while yelling "ROSHAMBEAU!" Then the guy who's balls aren't hurt runs off with the pizza and avoids the second guy while he's hurt.
"Dude, let's see who gets the last beer. I'll Roshambeau you for it."
"How do you Roshambeau?"
"Simple, I'll go first. ROSHAMBEAU!"
*crunch, psst, running*
Roshambeau by Alchemyprime December 20, 2008

rowshambow 

The pointless game where 2 men take turns kicking each other in the testicles to see who lasts the longest. Often used to settle an argument.
In south park:
Cartman: No you gave the walkie talkie to us
Robert Smith: Fine then we'll rowshambow for it
Robert Smith: *Kicks Cartman in testicles*
Cartman: *Falls down onto ground*
rowshambow by AlexH2008 April 28, 2008