Couch potato 

When a guy sits on the couch and smokes a cigarette while getting a blowjob

Hey you wanna play a drinking game?
No how about we play couch potato

Couch potato by Mr susu November 21, 2018

Couch Potato 

A lazy bum who sits on their ass all day

Guy 1:Bro your such a couch potato
Guy 2: Fuck you too

Couch Potato by ThanosTheMightyGrape June 5, 2019

couch potato 

A person who watches excessive amounts of television, has no job, no ambition, no goals set for his/her life, respects whores instead of engaging in sexual activity, also no reguards for ones possesion ex. vehicles, living conditions etc.

Wesley Allen is such a couch potato.

couch potato by Credit Check International October 5, 2002

couch potato 

the slang expression often assciated with ppl who watch a lot of TV. tv is made of electron tube. "couch potato" is said to refer to the potato b/c it is a tubular vegatable w/ eyes (lil blacks specks on the potato) to symbolize some1's yeys, glued to the tube...

he's a lil couch potato.

couch potato by the man June 30, 2003

Couch potato chip 

When you are playing black ops and you are too lazy to get up so you scavenge through your couch for some stale chips.

Heck ya! Attack dogs! This calls for some well deserved couch potato chips.

Couch potato chip by Cjames_dog July 27, 2011

Couch Potato 

When a patron masturbates by sodomizing his penis in between the cushions and body of the couch.

Before a fun night out with his friends, Jared likes to watch Disney's Aladdin while performing a couch potato on his living room couch.

Couch Potato by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010

couch potato 

one is able to substitute any word of choice for potato. such as..."couch prune"....however, it has been combined with more derrogitory terms. for example..."couch fag."

couch fag

couch potato by shunshine December 15, 2003