A person who is overly-obsessed/addicted to one thing, and then leave it behind in favor of being into something else, and then continuing the cycle of jumping from one thing to the other.
When you meet someone online...after romantic and sexual chat...the conjered feelings of sexual attraction and love occure..before ever meeting the person in the flesh...only to be smashed when meeting face to face.
Man I met this chick online 6 months ago...we were so hot and in love...then she flew out for the weekend and we met...it was all a cyber-obsession that i had created.
1)changing ur status every 5 mins to tell the whole world how ur work, ur day and pet fish is.
2)status obsessioning occurs most to pmsy woman (or even guys) who change their status every 1 mintue according to their mood.
3)spending ur day looking 4 kwl things 2 write 4 a status and whenever a new thought occurs u think about writing it on a stauts, then decide its too lame
4)writing really random song quotes on statuses and confusing the hell outta people
status obsessioning:
1) off to work... (5 min later) hey thats a kwl looking tree...(5min later)... i wonder was time it is...
2)i hate that !@#$ boy!! (1 min later) baby im sorry... (1 min later) whatever, i dont wana c u again (1 min later) pleeese take me bak!!!
3)mmm.. that shakespeare quote is kwl... but na, people wont like it... hey i know wat i could write.... naaa... i wonder if people will think if writing about my friends is kwl..
The DCOG refers to the unhealthy obsession with the rap princess Doja Cat also known as Amala Ratna Zandile Dlamini ; so much so that people who get affected by this discorder can’t stop tweeting hate posts/tweets about her 24/7 ! Other symptoms of this viral discorder include thinking that hating on Doja Cat is their way to end racism, it’s their lifestyle,their hobby! This discorder is usually found in grown ass black men, local twitter and 2-3 hottie-beyhive hybrids!
Doctors claim that the only way for you to overcome this discorder is to “get a life”!
“Doja Kkkat is over ,Meg ended her”
-Gurl u have DCOG (Doja Catobsession Discorder) ,get a life