Abu Malik Oakes Jr. 

Malik was a normal guy, until Abu Michael Cambria Jr. became involved in Hookah. Malik realized Michael had a monopoly over the Hookah market, so he sought out for a new money-making method. That's when he realized he could sell Coca-Cola infused with piss, and call it "Mailk Juice". He made billions.

Abu Malik Oakes Jr. is the piss coke king.

Abu Malik Oakes Jr. by Jouweyjonah October 21, 2022

oaker 

1. (Noun) A person very arrogant while playing sports but can not make it in the real world.
2. (Adjective) Of our pertaining to an oaker.

1. The oaker had no friends and went to prom alone; no one felt sorry for him, though.
2. The teen was so oaker that when he hosted a party at his house with free alcoholic beverages, no one showed up.

oaker by Thurman May 7, 2005

oaken 

Renouned in the gaming world as simply the best Delta Force: Land Warrior player in the world, ever. He is a swedish killing machine who lusts for headshots and shoots any mother f*cker within 1000m, single bullet shots. Feared by all, and opposed by none.

One word..

Pro

to* shot <Gl> in the head
to* ended <Gl>'s misery
to* ended Host's misery
to* shot Host in the head
to* shot hz* in the head
to* shot LC^KOH^ in the head
to* shot LC^KOH^ in the head
<Gl> is leaving the game
hz* is leaving the game
LC^KOH^ is leaving the game
Host is leaving the game

oaken by Wayne L December 29, 2004

Oakeley 

This person is annoying and messy. His name is spelt slightly differently

Hi Oakeley, how was your day?

Oakeley by Ilovemilkalot May 25, 2021

Camp Oakes 

The best place on Earth - like Disneyland and McDonald's for kids, but better! Where a kid can be a kid, adults can be kids, where a guy can run around in a dress and nobody does anything but laugh.

A: Hey, you ever been to Camp Oakes?
B: Hell yeah, that place rocks!

Camp Oakes by Devabbi January 25, 2009

Paul Oakenfold 

One of many DJs who ruin electronic music for the world.

Person With Decent Music Taste: Muther eff Paul Oakenfold.

See Also DJ Tiesto

Paul Oakenfold by zassibari August 5, 2009

oaken 

Resident of Challenges; See dog food.

Everyone laughed at Oaken's pain.

oaken by Logistica February 22, 2005