wrinkle fish

Slang for fecal matter as it resides (i.e. swims) in the toilet bowl.
I feel so much better after dropping a a huge load of wrinkle fish.
by HolyGrail June 13, 2008
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wrinkle in the jenny

To take a long, hot bath.
Man, I am stressed dude! I think I'll go take a wrinkle in the Jenny.
by Sweet Jim Mcbab May 30, 2005
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Mr. Wrinkles

My Mr. Wrinkles is on fire after eating those hot peppers.
by Hahahahha123456789 April 11, 2016
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Toilet Wrinkles

The wrinkles that form in one's pant legs from being pushed down for extended periods of time when sitting on the toilet.
* at John's party *
John: "Someone spoiled the candle influenced aromas of my bathroom and didn't use the fan. Was it you Jimmy?"
Jimmy: * with toilet wrinkles in his pants * "I was just checking my teeth."
John: "It was you Jimmy. Get out of my house."
by Danglin Billies January 26, 2017
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wrinkle muncher

a younger individual who is sexually attracted to older people
Jacob, I can't believe you tried hooking up with my grandma, you're such a wrinkle muncher!!
by Torsea October 25, 2020
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