Jewish Dildo

a $5 roll of quarters.

- I need some change man..
- I'll give you a Jewish Dildo for five dollars.

by Diskrillus July 25, 2011

jewish mother

an unstoppable force of nature that will feed you, pamper you, and pester you at the slightest provocation. known to spout Yiddish randomly.

be warned: if you come to my house, you WILL leave with a full stomach and a bag of leftovers.

by Shwaggy February 14, 2004

jewish year

A very long time, although usually not quite as long as an actual year.

OMG! I haven't seen you in a jewish year!

I was gonna go to the bathroom, but then Garth took a jewish year in there so I used someone else's.

by Johnny De November 11, 2007

jewish honey

Mucus

Wow that's a lot of Jewish honey in your nose

by samba déjà nay da duh duh duh October 10, 2015

Jewish God

noun

Exactly the same as the Christian God, except Jewish.

Boi1: Ayo you hear about Jewish God's 13th birthday?
Boi2: I think you mean Jewish God's bar mitzvah.
Boi1: Whaaaaat!?
Boi2: Yea, Jewish God is exactly the same as Christian God, except significantly more Jewish.

by Blumpkin_Huricanrana June 9, 2016

Jewish time

Not perfectly on time; possibly somewhat late, but no harm is done as a result. The implication is that there is no need to be exactly on time, and starting a little late is acceptable.

The term comes from Jewish culture, which is often relaxed about punctuality.

When an event is schedule to take place at 2:00 Jewish time, it could be at 2:05, 2:12, 2:15, or even 2:35, and everyone is satisfied.

The wedding will start at 6:00 PM Jewish time.

We will meet in the lobby at 4:30 Jewish time.

by Bed time August 9, 2010

Jewish Christmas

Chinese food and a movie. That's it.

person one: What are you doing this Christmas?

person two: What do you think? Its gonna be a Jewish Christmas!

by Swimgirl202 January 30, 2012