Niels

a white male with an incredibly small to average sized penis

"ooh, check out that chad" "nah, that's a niels if I've ever seen one"

by Maquesez October 24, 2020

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Zombie Niels

When Niels gets so drunk that the zombie inside him takes full control of his body and mind.

"How was the party last night?"
"Well, Niels became Zombie Niels and tried to steal a car, but otherwise it was good"

by Adrian1906 January 9, 2020

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Niels Gayboy

A Niels Gayboy is a 16 year old boy who never touched his penis, he is very awkward and never wants to be with his friends, he would rather play computer than going to a sick party.

Boy 1: Yo bro you wanna go to the party at the school tomorrow?
A random Niels Gayboy: No man im gonna play on my pc like I do 24/7.
Boy 1: Bruuuuhh you are a real Niels gayboy!!!

by Stonelover69 February 12, 2020

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Niel Stephens

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Stop looking at me like that Niel Stephens

by Tim Brown April 24, 2004

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Niels Wesselink

A Niels Wesselink is a phrase that is used to indicate that something bad happend
A Niels Wesselink can also be a person who is literally shit at everything (Video games in particular)

Ah I dropped a dog, im such a Niels Wesselink!!
U f*king Niels Wesselink how can u be so stupid.

Person 1:
*Eats soap*
Person 2:
Wtf why are u eating soap, that is such a Niels Wesselink action.

by Harry Father of Niels January 30, 2020

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