by Well slam my butt hole 101 November 21, 2013
Friend: what was your first impression of Isaiah
Friend 2: honestly, oh my god my butt hole
Isaiah: Damn. Really? I fucked that one up
Friend 2: honestly, oh my god my butt hole
Isaiah: Damn. Really? I fucked that one up
by the funny one April 4, 2020
by Liz Poobrain January 21, 2023
A process in which one would lay down (bed optional) and would simply close one's eyes to check one's eyelids for holes. This process takes a usual 7 to 8 hours for the punctuality freak but takes longer depending on how lazy one is. Also depends on the amount of alcohol one has consumed. Even comes as a good excuse when caught performing this process at work, class or behind the wheel.
Example 1
Dude 1: Dude you almost hit that grandma!
Dude 2: Sorry dude, I was checking my eyelids for holes.
Example 2
Dude 1: Well this party was awesome! I'm gonna go check my eyelids for holes. *falls to ground*
Dude 2: Night dude.
Dude 1: Night.
Dude 1: Dude you almost hit that grandma!
Dude 2: Sorry dude, I was checking my eyelids for holes.
Example 2
Dude 1: Well this party was awesome! I'm gonna go check my eyelids for holes. *falls to ground*
Dude 2: Night dude.
Dude 1: Night.
by Crash569 August 13, 2010
by Ok three times👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾 September 29, 2017
When a female finally gives up fighting the sexual urge and shows her intimate nakedness (buthole and vagina ).
It had been 5 dates already , after I had a shower I came into the living room ,bent over and popped my holes at Dave last night , he ravaged them Good.
by DJ robanski July 15, 2018
That moment when nature calls, and in a split second you find yourself holding onto the bowl, praying that this "muddy mess" will be over soon. (AKA a massive, normally watery, dookie)
Big bad Blake: can little jimmy come out to play?
Jimmy's mom: jimmy big bad Blake is here to play.
Jimmy: mom I ate too many hot wings and I'm blowing my hole all on the porcelain throne.
Jimmy's mom: jimmy big bad Blake is here to play.
Jimmy: mom I ate too many hot wings and I'm blowing my hole all on the porcelain throne.
by House Nīgga January 20, 2014