Mountain Dew

In the night of the Last Supper, as the story is told, Jesus took bread and wine and blessed them. The actual use of bread is unknown, but recent research has shown that the Blood of Christ was not wine, but Mountain Dew.

... again after supper he took the cup, gave thanks and gave it for all to drink saying "This is Mountain Dew. Let it live for eternity as the drink of Jesus!

by dew_does_me_1143 January 7, 2010

Mountain Dew

The stoners drink of choice.

Jake: I totaly have cotton mouth, man.
Jill: Dude, have a Mountain Dew.
Jake: Right on.
Jill: Do the Dew.
Jake: Yeah, dude. Do the Dew.

by Melissa Renee Saint-Hilaire June 15, 2006

Mountain Dew

1. The condinsation (sweat) between a females cleavage.

Hannah: Wow it's really hot out here!
Emily: yeah! I totally got some Mountain dew goin' on!

by Sugartits28 October 17, 2010

Mountain Dew

Many people think that man made mountain dew, what they don't realize is mountain dew made man.

I just drank a mountain dew...I think I just ejaculated in my pants.

by Matt111 January 6, 2008

mountain dew

a homeade liquor or moonshine

hey buddy get me some more mountain dew

by redneck dumbass June 2, 2005

Mountain Dew

A faboulus tasting soft drink made by Pepsi. Bold in flavor and amzing green color, really if you want the easist definition its simply, "The Nector of the Gods" (plus its endorsed by Chuck Norris so its automatically BAMF) Drink up!!!!

The only soft drink you will ever need is Mountain Dew.

by Kurtifer StClair September 20, 2007

mountain dew

Basically liquid crack in short terms.
Remedy for late studying nights.

Guy #1 Dude lets get some liquid crack!
Guy #2 Oooh what's that?
Guy #1 Mountain Dew of course!

by qwertydude May 19, 2007