monke

Monke is a god that many people warship and they warship this god by spreading its word on social media listing Tiktok and more

Monke is my god and i warship monke

by I dont know what pseudonym is January 10, 2021

monke

1) a man with a short penis, and usually in a state of denial.
2) a chode.

1) Yo man, stop acting like a monke you fool.
2) Hey, that monke is gradually getting shorter.

by anonymous May 05, 2003

monke

its the definition of smart and stupid personality which someone is confused and didn't pay attention but makes them think its a joke

your such a monke dude your so stupid →_→←_←

by persanality January 14, 2021

Monke

Where banana?

“Where banana”-Monke

by Wherebanana? October 17, 2020

Monk on

When you are in a foul mood, due to the actions of some one else, or when a child can't get their own way.

I told Jonny he couldn't buy that rc helicopter, he got a right monk on!

by Naffito January 10, 2009

Monke

Something you should return to.

Return to monke

by Xathros December 11, 2020

Monke

Monke is life. Life is monke. Give monke banana. Monke happy. Monke god. Monke chonky. Monke life.

Dude 1: Yo bro did you worship monke today?

Dude 2: no bro i didn’t.

Dude 1: *pulls out brown lightsaber* u know what is ment to happen

Dude 2: *pulls out red lightsaber* i do!

*epic battle scene*

*Dude 2’s arm got cutoff cause he a loser*

Dude 2: Ahhhhhh! *dies of not living*

*monke god summons*

Monke god: u have done well bro

Dude 1: Yes god! I have!

Ending

by monkegoddoode December 09, 2020