Mike Tysoned

Getting so incredibly shitfaced to the point where you’re passed out on the floor, seemingly unconscious.. Sort of like if you were struck in the head by a nasty right hook from Mike Tyson.

Damn bro look at Steve.. he’s Mike Tysoned right now

by Supreme Krabby April 20, 2020

Mike Tyson

A girl that bites durring the act of a blow job.

I like that girl jane.

No dude stay away from her, she is a mike tyson!

by HNGSOLO July 31, 2009

Mike Tyson

Problably the scariest man on the planet.

James: I was in the same room as Mike Tyson!
Randy: Really? How was it?
James: Now I know how that kid felt when he fell in the gorilla cage.

by Tony two timez January 24, 2018

Mike Tyson

A black mongoloid, who will bite your ear off if he begins to lose. He also will not be kicked out of the tournament, or any others, for such a deed.

Mike Tyson says, "RARGH! ME MIKE TYSON! EAR GOOD!"

by Amerikaner August 27, 2006

Mike Tyson

A washed up boxer who WAS one of the greatest of all time until he bit off an ear, went to jail, and then pissed away all the money he made during his career. Now he tries to act in movies to make a little money so he can just piss that away while looking like a complete idiot talking with his lisp.

If Chuck Liddell doesn't leave UFC now he will end up being another Mike Tyson

by jmaddox December 10, 2010

Mike Tyson

Biting of a person's ear when you are in a fight that you are apparently loosing.

Kevin got knocked down while fighting and when he got up he grabbed Sean and did a Mike Tyson.
Also see Chris Brown

by SweetEpiphany April 14, 2009

Mike Tyson

To fist a girl, then(orgasm optional), bite a chunk of her ear.

Chad gave Chloe a Mike Tyson, after which, she could not hear.

by d8e21w89 September 16, 2006