A gene that allows bloated, out of shape men, to be able to drink alcohol in excess on a daily basis, while still being able to jog marathons and avoid his family. Tito’s Vodka and boxed wine enhance this gene.
“Damn! That racist comedian is drinking wine out of a box while jogging on the treadmill and doing a podcast!?”
“He has that Mickey Mantle Gene”
“He has that Mickey Mantle Gene”
by RobertPaulChampagne June 5, 2019
A Build of of excrument (poo) around the RingPiece (bumhole) and forms a think layer of crust like the earths mantle hence the name mantlepiece
by James McNeil May 3, 2006
4 large slabs of 2x4 pieces of wood with 4 large rubber dildos attached.
extras contain a large spinning circular plate for cock slapping.
extras contain a large spinning circular plate for cock slapping.
by the creator ;) December 11, 2010
by SoCalledWiseGirl February 4, 2019
a layer in the middle of the core and the crust,
it is the biggest layer and it is hotter than you are!
it is the biggest layer and it is hotter than you are!
by TheNerd14213251 May 12, 2021
When a person with almost no training runs a full marathon. The first to document this run was Bert Kreischer, who has what's know among scientists as the Mickey Mantle Gene.
by Trashedcatt October 22, 2019