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by innocuous facts January 2, 2011
The gay male equivalence of a cougar. Tends to prey upon young men who are either gay or sexually confused. Can typically be found at local emo band concerts and twilight screenings.
by Succubus_Slayer_5732 January 2, 2011
An older gay male who preys upon younger gay men for relationships or sexual encounters. The gay male equivalent of a cougar.
by DA GEMINI January 30, 2010
Women from mid 20's to late 30's, who have no kids, and prefer to date mature men who are 10-15 years older.
by 12Truck March 2, 2016
A kick-ass joker at xerosix, AO, and PI forums. A true gentleman to all the ladies, possessed of a harem of at least 10 girls.
see Don Juan and/or bootymate.
see Don Juan and/or bootymate.
by C December 5, 2003
by Sutekh January 15, 2004
A poor hurt baby that deserves the entire world and more, including a life with his super boyfriend eiji okumura.
by Bigdiccenergy January 3, 2019