Slumbering Turtle

Unlike a turtle head a 'slumbering turtle' is knowing that you have a poop coming on, but it is not yet as severe.

I've got a slumbering turtle right now, but I might want to get it out before it turns into a turtle head!

Slumbering Turtle by El Guapo Muchacho September 14, 2016

Lumbridge 

An expression meaning that are totally fucked, normally on drugs. Comes from the game Runescape, and the place where you respawn when you die.

Guy 1: "Are you fucked?"
Guy 2: "I'm so in Lumbridge."

Guy 1: "Want another joint?"
Guy 2: "No mate, that would be a one-way ticket to Lumbridge."

Lumbridge by KingofLumbridge November 10, 2013

slumbering 

when you're staying the night at someone's house and want to say it in a tricky way.

I'm slumbering at Holly's house tonight.

slumbering by Teannah November 14, 2004

blumbering 

to mumble bullshit, to blumber.

Stop blumbering!

blumbering by dgfdbf October 20, 2010

Slumbering Man Party

A sleepover involving two or more members of the male sex.

"Hey- let's have a slumbering man party"
"Yeah- we could watch Rambo."

Slumbering Man Party by Kierstinf128 June 16, 2009

Lumberage 

The sticks and stems that remain after cleaning your stash of weed.

Hey, let's grind up the lumberage and sell it to you little bro.

Lumberage by Jock Cousteau December 2, 2011

Lambering

Lambering a dude is to give him a reach aroundwhile sticking a finger up his anus, pretty much like a rusty trombone except the blowing in the anus part is replaced by fingering the anus. Much like a rusty trombone, lambering produces a specific vocal music, made by the recipient, somewhat ressembling a baby sheep's bleathing, or "baaing", namely bleats, grunts, rumbles and snorts.

Guy: Is that some kind of weird techno music I'm hearing?
Girl: Nah, it's just my roomate getting his weekly lambering session.

Lambering by AlabamaBaby February 16, 2017