I'm kilometres ahead 

The European/rest of the world version for the famous "miles ahead of you".

Miles = US
Kilometres = Europe and Rest of the World

Gamer A: I'm kilometres ahead of you, there's no chance you'll catch up now.

Gamer B: We'll see about it in a second.

I'm kilometres ahead by Anon12576343 April 26, 2011

kilometre

the proper way of spelling "kilometer"

guy 1: dude this hot chick is inviting me to her house!
guy 2: nice! how far is she?
guy 1: i dunno, a few kilometers
guy 2: ...you mean kilometres right?
guy 1: ...what?
*insert sounds of ass beating*

kilometre by hey italian man! September 15, 2023

kuklometer 

A unit of measurement to describe 1,000 widths of Adrian kukaj

“Ayo how far the Arby’s?” “It’s only 4 kuklometers away”

kuklometer by Adrian Kukaj May 15, 2023

Sexually Identified as Kilometers per Second 

If you've never texted in your entire life the the letters KMS put together stand for Kill My Self.

1. Hey bro I'm gonna KMS.
2. No way, I'm sexually identified as Kilometers per Second!

Sexually Identified as Kilometers per Second by My sexual identity is KM/S October 22, 2018

how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile) 

Idk pretty fast I think

1: how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile)
2: Bruh I don’t know just google it

how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile) by We do a little Trolling March 17, 2021

Kilometers 

Dickriding Faggot

His Homesite Is 411 Hype

Kilometers by Bearstein Bear March 10, 2003

kilometre zero times zero

Immobilism in live, style,love, friendship, intercourse, geo-potential...

-- Is Travis always still working forCNN?
-- Ya, he is unable to spend his working time otherwise that kilometre zero times zero.

kilometre zero times zero by manu françois April 15, 2017