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I'm gonna gut you like a fish 

A threat often delivered to those who often deserve to be at the sharp end of it's deadly meaning. Commonly found in preschool classrooms and in chinese adult film stores.
"I'm gonna gut you like a fish, wear your entrails like a scarf, and use your kidneys as mittens, you goddamn cum guzzling piece of shit."

I'm Gonna Assrape You With a Chainsaw! 

What you say when there is nothing else to say so whoever you're insulting is just bewildered.
Guy 1: Fuck you Bitch
Guy 2: I know you are but what am I?
Guy 1: A pussy
Guy 2: I'm Gonna Assrape You With A Chainsaw!
Guy 1: What? I am bewildered.

I'm Gonna Bone 

The common term used when a person planning to have intercouse is going to drive his sticky cock into a puss where said cock should be.
"I'm Gonna Bone in a puss where i belong" Chris Daughtry

i'm gonna cum! 

A common phrase used during the act of sex or masturbation, usually exclusively used by men. It signifies appraoching orgasm and/or ejaculation. The ending "cum" is a play on the word come, and in turn derived from the common term cum.
"Oh god! I'm gonna cum!"
i'm gonna cum! by thedoctor44 June 20, 2007

I'm gonna leave you to it

A phrase to escape, exit, or end conversation... used mostly for phone calls, work, and fleeting conversations.
Ok... OK... MOM OK!... Ok mom, I've gotta go... I'm gonna leave you to it.

Looks like you've got everything taken care of... I'm gonna leave you to it.

I'm gonna kick my dog 

Something one says when their upset, but not really mad, just something funny to say to relieve stress cause no one would really kick their dog.
Guy 1: " I just missed my last 10 shots, "I'm gonna kick my dog"
Guy 2: " Really your gonna go home and kick your dog?"
Guy 1: "No i'm JK".