It's Thursday night you gettin' shit house?
by Hand Banana October 14, 2007
by Tonto November 19, 2004
by dragonslayer1111 January 15, 2003
Conditon making one's legs shaky and unresponsive following moderate to long sessions sitting on a toilet.
I spent nearly an hour pushing that one out. With the worst case of shit house polio i can remember, it took me ten more minutes just to make it to the sink.
by Mustard King April 1, 2010
An unqualified person who gives legal advice. Usually distorting the advice to favor a desired outcome.
by sativo8339 August 26, 2008
The movement you do to the bathroom closet to get toliet paper when someone does not refill the toilet paper roll. Usually occurs when wearing pants with shoes that have laces.
"Thanks a lot, you didn't leave any toliet paper after you took your shit and I had to do the Shit House Shuffle to get toliet paper so I could wipe my ass!"
by Richard Bob Neil September 1, 2009
by Mark Satterwhite January 28, 2004