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Sarcastic Heifer 

An individual with a particular form of sarcasm focused on making light of situations that contain traumatic or otherwise sensitive content, regardless of whether the folks she is joking with perceive it as such. Typically associated with a heavy southern accent which becomes accentuated when being used by the sarcastic heifer.
Joleen was a sarcastic heifer when she joked about the fact that Hell is going to be one heck of a party
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Street heifer 

A large woman who runs the streets
That street heifer Has been down that road 10 times in a row!!
Street heifer by Cade’O March 14, 2022

soot huffer 

Someone who glorifies and participates in the unnecessary consumption of excessive amounts of fossil fuels. Often associated with small dick energy, endless rambling about engine trivia, loud revving of motors, incels, endless tinkering on cars that don't run right, and failed white dudes . Most often seen in lifted trucks, lowered sports cars, and large boats.
That soot huffer is always rolling coal while he takes his kids to daycare in that big ass truck before he goes to pay his child support. The aerodynamics with that 24" lift kit must make for about 7.8 mpg fuel economy but at least no fat chicks can climb up in that thing at the bar.
soot huffer by Skydonkey January 25, 2024