Cheddar Header

Sucking off a dude with smegma riddled cheese dick.

I was so dick driven I settled for a homeless guy in the alley and got a little cheddar header.

I handled bathed for two weeks so when the old lady went down she got a little cheddar header.

by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020

steam header

When you are really busy, but need a quick blow job from the closest female that is willing.

Hey, Bitch, I'm reallin in a rush, how about a Steam Header?

by jackassforfun August 5, 2011

Header

Just another name for someone who enjoys giving head. Also, the headEE is the one getting head. Just a little "heads up!"

Your Friend - "That girl is such a header! You should ask her out."

That Girl - "F*** you! I heard that!"

by Ey Jo November 4, 2008

Header

to do sumthing unthinkably messed up like stay up all nite fiddling wit a hobbits gooch while stroking ur cremange stik.

Yo i was up all nite with this hairy crab called jane last nite it was totally f****n header man.

by Nakkie November 22, 2004

double-header

The event of having sex with one partner right after another.

Man, last night I had a double-header with a blonde hottie and her brunette ho biatch friend.

by KBK January 22, 2005

double header

Felatio performed by two people upon one other person simultaneously.

Sarah actually brought her friend over last night and they gave me a double header. Two mouths are better than one.

by Chase Daugherty November 29, 2006

Volcanic header

a large juicy pimple

Wow, that's a dandy volcanic header you got there!

by Seles April 5, 2011