I only call you when it's half past five
The only time that I'll be by your side
I only love it when you touch me, not feel me
The only time that I'll be by your side
I only love it when you touch me, not feel me
by Prince_TheKingNO August 28, 2015
The rule that if you listen very seriously and intently, with a deeply caring expression, to anyone until 4:30 a.m., they then must have sex with you. Sometimes a verb as well. Comes from the original, good version of Bedazzled, with Peter Cook (as the devil) and Dudley Moore (as the guy being tempted).
"Have you thought of just applying the rule of half past four?"
"What is it?"
"If you can stay wide awake and gaze at her thinking 'You are fascinating,' the whole time she talks, for everything she says, no matter how pointless and no matter how stupid, till half past four in the morning, you're in." (Not an exact quote)
I wanted her so bad that one night when she was drunk and dumping all this self pity, I kept telling her what an interesting person she was, until I finally half past foured my way into her pants.
"What is it?"
"If you can stay wide awake and gaze at her thinking 'You are fascinating,' the whole time she talks, for everything she says, no matter how pointless and no matter how stupid, till half past four in the morning, you're in." (Not an exact quote)
I wanted her so bad that one night when she was drunk and dumping all this self pity, I kept telling her what an interesting person she was, until I finally half past foured my way into her pants.
by old lang guy August 25, 2007
by 2TurntTC August 1, 2021
phrase used as an answer to the question: "what time is it?" ...when you don't feel like checking or telling the person.
by martha July 7, 2005
" Sorry I'm so late coming back for our date but we had a flat".
" It's half past the monkey's ass".
" It's half past the monkey's ass".
by judge dredd7 September 4, 2012
Half past get the f*ck outta here.
That time of day when you wish you were already somewhere else drinking a beer and playing golf. Well past when you wish you had left.
That time of day when you wish you were already somewhere else drinking a beer and playing golf. Well past when you wish you had left.
by TheKeithMeister September 30, 2005
What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.
by HK Orlando October 19, 2006