Flarp

(v.) to purposely look like the idiot you know you are; to say something that makes you look like a complete and utter dumbass; (n.) a phrase or clause that is just entirely stupid beyond belief; a blonde moment

Do you know that kid? He just comes up to me and starts flarping and I told him to fuck off.

by Skank Boy May 11, 2006

Flarp

When you are sitting down and you push a nice juicy fart and it rolles up your sack with a nice bubbly feeling!

Dude when I was sitting down with Wendy I flarped in her face!!!

by Buffalo17 February 1, 2018

flarping

The act of cock blocking a random hook-up... especially when one is desperate and looking to get some.

"No flarping allowed tonight! I'm desperate and haven't gotten any in months!"

by flarpflarpyflarpington November 7, 2009

Flarp

Means rich is ugly and smells like Poo

Flarp, aint it the truth?

by Bob April 8, 2004

Bull Flarps

Wet, growling flatulence that exits with the sound reminiscent of an angry, snorting bull. Typically ripe and rancid. Perfect for a dutch oven.

Braaaaahhh that is the last time I'm eating deviled eggs and drinking warm beer. I have got the worst bull flarps today.

by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017

Flarp Monkey

a disgusting girl that has a wide open vagina and masturbates with house hold items such as a remote or a football.

dude that shayla girl is a total Flarp Monkey

by bigpenisjew April 21, 2011

Flarp Switch

A flarp switch is that one light switch in your house that does nothing at all.

" Yo guy, this light switch, I'm flippin' it. Yet nothing is happening. EXPLAIN!!"

"Oh, thats just a flarp switch. Now cease your face noise."

by Cheech Kenpachi August 13, 2011