Double Dutch

Double Dutch is a jump rope game where 2 long jump ropes turning in opposite directions are jumped by one or more players that kids in Black neighborhoods played. Don't know if white kids played this game. I don't know where y'all got your definition of "Double Dutch" from as it sounds truly stupid, but whatever!! There is a song called "Double Dutch Bus" that was a jam back in the day. Again, maybe y'all don't know about this!! go to YouTube where you can see the game being played and trust no condoms in the game!!!

We will be playing in the Double Dutch championship this year.

by QueenBMD February 10, 2016

Double Dutch

To speak an unknown or foreign language; gobbledygook.

Sam: Ordent de sites in de Open Directory categorieën op basis van hun populariteit.

Joe: Stop speaking double Dutch!

by Dan Levy March 9, 2008

double-dutching

A penetrative sex act wherein the male partner, or partners, switch from penetration of the vagina, to penetration of the anus, then back into the vagina. This can be done in any amount of intervals, including stroke for stroke, but must start with the vagina.

I found myself so into the double-dutching that I was hittin' that hoe between the pussy and the ass with every other stroke.

by choking on the blowtorch October 12, 2007

Double Dutch

Finding the right moment to jump into sex with two women who aren't interested in you.

This is the situation where you and two women are in bed together and the women are only interested in themselves and not you. So you are on the sidelines trying to find the right moment to jump in. Like in Double dutch.

by FutureEndeavor November 10, 2011

Double Dutch

When a man stealthily breaks wind in the morning whilst in bed with his wife or girlfriend then slips out from under the duvet and briskly opens the curtains to flood the room with bright morning light. The lady then by automatic response pulls the duvet over her own head and takes a good lung full thus gasing herself...

I Double Dutch'ed my girlfriend on Saturday morning which triggered quite a serious Asthma attack...

by GlynC July 31, 2006

Double dutching

That moment when you are tipsy or shitfaced and you see everything in a x 2 definition.

That rum got me double dutching all the way to my house!!! There were 2 of every fucking thing!

by Kkboom March 9, 2017

Double Dutch

When you're lying in bed with a girl and fart silently under the covers, then fart loudly outside the covers. She then pulls the covers over her own head, thereby Dutch Ovening herself.

I made my girlfriend double dutch herself last night. Unfortunately, she puked in the bed afterward.

by BroncoCat May 8, 2013