A cum-stained futon (or CSF) is what you find in the home of a low-class loser who is always at home beating off on his futon. It is stained with his semen (cum) drops.
Jane: Did you visit Peter's apartment?
Mary: Yes I did. He had a cum-stained futon in there.
Jane: Yuck!
Mary: Yes I did. He had a cum-stained futon in there.
Jane: Yuck!
by SantoshGeorge March 10, 2008
A textbook cum-stain is the visible splotch of cum spot left on a guy's textbook after he jacks off in class.
I remember having a lot of textbook cum-stains on my books in highschool. I still have some of them!
by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021
Like a Zero Sum Game but with more cum.
Bro, I'd like you to cum on my hat right now but it would leave a mark, and that would negate the pleasure I'd derive. I suppose we're in a Zero Cum Stain
by Waterbury December 12, 2020
"Dude, I just made some really fancy cum stain poetry on my wall"
"Wow pretty cool, send me a picture"
"Wow pretty cool, send me a picture"
by FanBlad;''e&%$#666 January 10, 2018
It's a insult used on a person who is a pain or useless. The insult reffers to when a male ejaculates on his pants and a stain is left where the semen (or in slang cum fell. Hence the use of "cum") . It's acronym form is CSOTPOS. Used by many teenagers and is not understood by most teaches so it is higly useful.
by AZZA25 June 28, 2010
1. N. An annoying-ass adolescent piece of shit who always argues about politics, and usually hates everyone. See also: David.
2. N. The cum stain on the ass of a 12 year old girl. See also David.
2. N. The cum stain on the ass of a 12 year old girl. See also David.
Guy 1: Dude, you know who I hate more than Jeremy?
Guy 2: No who?
Guy 1: No one!
Guy 2: What about that kid David... hes such a Political Cum Stain!
Guy 2: No who?
Guy 1: No one!
Guy 2: What about that kid David... hes such a Political Cum Stain!
by Thedeadhead04 May 17, 2008
Dude, your a cum stain on the sheet of life.
by Muffu September 14, 2009