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Someone acting the same way a cracker crackhead would.
Poan stop being such a cracky.
Jelayo told me that man with the polo shirt and white shorts sniffed a line and started acting almighty. What a cracky.
Cracky by Notmaga September 7, 2023
to eat someone's ass or perform anilingus on someone.
I gave her the cracky. Her ass tasted so nice, I want it for DINNER.
cracky by SalOkayHi October 21, 2023

Cracky Snack

A snack most likley found in a Ghetto Mart or in a truck stop. i.e. Potato Chips, Lorna Doone Cookies, Microwaveable Burritos, Pringles, Litte Debbie Snacks, Hostess Baked Goods, etc...etc...
Should be very high in sugar or salt content. Preferably containing M.S.G. or high fructose corn syrup. Offers little or no nutrition.
DJ Willow from Paris (while on tour): Wow! I've had way too many Cracky Snacks today. I feel like shit! Can we stop at a road-side diner so we can all dine on some real food tonight before the show?
C.B. (Legendary tour bus driver): Um, there is an AMAZING! organic brew-pub in the next town over, about 100 miles from here, can you make it till then?
DJ Willow from Paris: Oh C.B.!!! I LOVE YOU!
C.B.: I know, 'cause I'm the BEST!

cracky tales 

the most unbelievable, fucked up tales and adventures that can only possibly take place when one is either lit up on some crack, or on a quest for the elusive mega hit. hence, CRACKY TALE
"... i was at the Spot and i was wearing sandals. and this motha fucka handed me some soap. he said, you touched it, you buyin it. i told him, fuck that shit ITS SOAP. i threw the shit on the floor and this motha fucka pulled out a machete. i started bookin it and ran outta my flip flops...."

to which you respond "cracky tales..."

or this one co-worker of mine who rides a bike with no seat on it who called in sick one day

"... i was downtown right, and i was drivin (this fucking crackhead rides a bike)...and this guy came up to me and tried to jack me with a serrated, blunt, knife. so i got out and 3 guys came outta no where.. all of a sudden there was this gun. so i ran away across the street and i wasnt lookin and got hit by a car."

cracky tales, cracky tales...
cracky tales by eatfordshtdodge January 7, 2008

cracky snacks

Cracky Snacks are what makes the world go round!

Cracky Sack 

When you pour a beer, down your back, through your crack, off your sack, into your shoe, and then you drink it.
Jimmy B is one sick fuck...he did three cracky sacks last night!
Cracky Sack by Tristram March 29, 2003